Lifesaver

We really have neglected Jalopnik recently, and we're really sorry.

Our Customer Service Manager, Joel, is helping someone buy a car. We hope this helps.

Almost Everything's Mobile Billboard!

Almost Everything's Car of the Day is our BMW 528i Wagon that we posted a few weeks ago.  A major change happened since then, if you look extremely closely you may notice a small "Almost Everything" logo blasted down the sides of our "Torch Red" wagon. This final touch of understated advertisement was added by our friend and neighbor Chris from Vinyl-Ink ! Keep an eye out for our Bright Red BMW flying around the Bay Area!

Join Us to Stop Ferrari Abuse!

We like to stay out of politics. . . but on this issue our hackles have been raised! In the past week we reported 2 poor, defenseless Ferraris destroyed by senseless offroading. Today we add a third.

Almost Everything's Wreck of the Day is an F458 Italia driven by what we are sure is a mature 18 year old from Norway. Sadly, the immense wealth of his parents could not buy knowledge that Ferraris cannot conquer all terrains, do not have 18" of ground clearance and have not been tested on the surface of Mars. Some argue that Ferrari has never made any of these claims and that most fools can tell that a Ferrari should be driven on pavement. The evidence is clearly to the contrary and until a permanent solution can be found, we think fools and their Ferraris should be parted. Send us your Ferrari and we guarantee not to off road it for you. 

Please send your abused Ferraris along with generous donations to:

    Society for the Prevention of Cruelty to Ferraris (SPCF)

    c/o Almost Everything Auto Body

    37414 Centralmont Place

    Fremont, California 94536

    USA

Won't you do your part? Tell Ferrari to stop promoting off road use of these innocent supercars! Leave the mud and boulders to Land Rover, Jeep and Steyr-Daimler-Puch.

Note: despite the severity of the crash, the driver was uninjured. And thankfully, no one at the school where this crash took place was hurt. Thanks to WreckedExotics.com for our regular doses of exotic car mayhem.